The United States of The class of 2028 is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, zero percent divorce rate, and ban on automobiles. The devout population of 376 million Citizens are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Healthcare, although Defense, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Public Transport receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 16.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Roman economy, worth 19.4 trillion Denariis a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,550 Denariis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five, sweet-toothed Citizens have been left penniless by the VAT on candy, and unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The class of 2028's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The class of 2028 is ranked 238,116^th in the world and 158^th in Byzantion for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 47.56 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.